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Carrageenan and Quarter forever.

Comehow, John Waters really looks like a cross between Don Knotts and Vincent Price. And we all know THAT would've been an interesting lovechild.

Ooooh the subject, Laura, Naner, and I are all going to see the gloriousness that is Harispray this afternoon at four. NO MATTER TRHAT ZAC EFRON IS A DOUCHE, I'm really looking forward to it. 8D I mean the guy that plays Seaweed is obviously rockin', and...hello....QUEEN LATIFAH.

Sister Fatima no longer rules the earth. She doesn't know your future anymore and we all know it's work NOOOOTHIIINNNG. [needs to stop listening to music fom the 70's, because it's starting to rot her mind]

Okay, for some reason lately I haven't listened to anything but R&B, the Hairspray soundtrack, african cultural music, and Todd Rundgren. Seriously, for like...the past week. It's getting crazy, brother.

.....And that's all there is to say! Except more updates, I've gotten into that part of summer where it's sort of boring.


Title: Explosion
Author: Alice (hippiexbill)
Feedback: For the win!
Rating: PG-13 for nudity. Nothing big, just Maureen's boobs. Wait...Ugh, you know what I mean.
Genre: Romance/General
Pairing: Benny/Maureen and Collins/Benny
Summary: So it seemed, Benny and Maureen would ignore eachother for the rest of eternity.
Notes: I'm a sucker for pre-RENT CollinsBenny, I admit it. XD Also, I didn't have time to spell check this because I'm going to a party in a few minutes, so I apologize in advance for any spelling mistakes.
Special Thanks: Marisa (rw_rr_is_life) who this fic is dedicate to and who I love lots!
Warnings: Gay people and Maureen in a thong.
Disclaimer: If I said I owned it, It'd be coming from a girl in a straight jacket stuck in a room made of pillows.

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God, Send Me An Angel

so here's my favorite pic of Angel...

It's really creepy how the human subconcious works. Seriously.


THE CATERPILLARS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. North Carolina is insane, people. XD

I wrote this limerick for English...if you've heard 'Lola' by the Kinks, you'll understand it XD

"I once knew a woman named Lola
Who said champagne tasted like cola
It could have been grand
Though she was a man
So I'll be that way for my Lola."

Oooh, I rock.

I tink I've gotten over my fish thing. They're just our brothers and sisters. There are so many things we take for granted. [hugs everything]

Just a short post today. =] Oh, look below the cut.

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Chicken Poop?

So, me and Pookie found a pregnant tabby kitty today. Omfug, she was so sweet. She let me pick her up and everything. Then she got kind of annoyed at us which is understandable for a hormonal preggers kitty. But srsly. She was so pretty. Kitteennnnssss. I want the kitty so I can take care of the kittyyyyyy. <3

Okay, that's all.

Oh, about the title....Pookie put chicken poop all over her yard to fertilize it. The whole neighborhood reeks of chicken shit. XD

Stoled from electrakitty74

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1. No more talk of darkness, forget these wide-eyed fears electrakitty74, who I stole this from, says it's POTO.
2. Now come one, come all to this tragic affair
3. Seems like the other day, my baby went away
4. Don't wish, don't start danzaconvida sez this is I'm Not That Girl (Reprise) from Wicked.
5. I walked to the end of my block to a stream where I wrote this song of rock
6. I know what you want, I want to take you to a midnight show tonight
7. When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be TMac sex this is "I'm Gonna Me (500 Miles)" By the Proclaimers!
8. I put a spell on you because you're mine. (I think it's fair to say this is a cover)
9. I'm not going. Got a light? danzaconvida says this is Light My Candle from RENT.
10. I was hanging upside down from the overpass, waiting to discover something about the world.
11. Gentlemen, our benefactor on this christmas day! electrakitty, who I again stole this from, says it's Today 4 U.
12. I wish I could go back to college. Life was so simple back then. danzaconvida sez this is I Wish I Could Go Back To College from Avenue Q.
13. Yo! My name is Batty. danzaconvida sez this is Batty Rap from Fern Gully. x3
14. I love little girls, they make me feel so good.
15. We sat around the table and drank a bottle of wine, and it poured around us like a moat



Okay...it was really hot today. I got sunburn. Just a stripe on my arm...

Very interesting day. Pookie and I went out on her jet ski with the 'tube and went to find Fluffy. I guess he wasn't home or something, beacuse he wasn't there. Obviously. XD We were going to take him tubing, which would have been really hot because Fluffy is a sexy beast. [slapped] But we went tubing anyways. Or at least, I did. Pookie's kind of a maniac, so I fell off the tube after about five minutes and did three barrel rolls in the water. Kinda freaky.


I'm sorry about that. XD No offense to my awesome fish, Ziggy, though. I love him. <3 anywhoo, after the tubing experience we towed it over to my other house and jumped our own wake for a while before having a picnic on my dock. After said picnic, we went swimming. I spazzed because of fish, which are gross. And the water was kinda cold. But it was mostly the fish.

Soooo after watery funtime, we were GOING to see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but got sidetracked once we went to eat dinner and didn't make the movie. Dinner was fun, though, because we got balloons (which we inhaled) and our waiter (named Gary) was really cool and nice and gave us FREE PIE yesssss. Piiiieeee. If you live in Salisbury, go to O'Charley's and give Gary MONEY! Because I love him. =3 So whatever.

I had a weird dream last night. It had to do with Taye Diggs being the principal of my school and my grandpa dying...I don't know why, in the dream I didn't even have a grandpa, but whatever. I was walking around outside and Taye was like "I hope your loss doesn't interfere with your academic performance" and I started crying and he asked me if I needed anything and I told him "I need...you!" And hugged him and he hugged me back ahd said "I....I need you too" and we had a weep fest. In another part of the dream, my friend Sam had turned into a black lesbian and started bitching at this ten-year-old in a shower and waving around a platic measuiring cup and talking about the gay community. Weird. I also got chased by some kind of weird bug that came out of a peanut.

So...what the hell does that mean?


I really need to stop having funky dreams....part of my dream last night was really disturbing so I won't post it here because seriously, it scared the crap out of me and would probably make some of you throw up. But one of the funny parts of the dream was that Daphne Rubin-Vega was in it and she was fat and had a beard...I told her I wanted to see her after she hadn't shaved for a couple days. But seriously, she looked like a bucktoothed manatee with a gland problem.

Okay, so I am totally addicted to this clip of an old man playing guitar with a spoon. IT's...so...freakin'....CATCHY....GAAAAAAH MAKE IT STOP, IT'S RINGING IN MY HEAD.

As it turns out, the new Goodwill store in town doesn't open until April 5th. I'm counting the days. <33 Goodwill is AMAZING. It's a big one, too!

Oh my god, I think I just lost what little bit of life I had left. XD

I'm going to post the names of all my instruments here so I don't forget them. XD

Clarinet- Enrique
Trumpet- Adam
Guitar- Roger
Saxophone- Mustopholes
Piano- Dehli
Bass Clarinet- Frank

Fraaaaaaaaaank. I didn't name him after the goat, I named him after an old stuffed alligator I used to have. Oooh, the memories of Frank...you don't want to know, honey. You just don't want to know.

By the way, I'm hot. And possibly conceited.

I'm still deprived of AngelCollins. I wish people would write more fanfiction for them. [is a hypocrite] I could also REALLY go for a fluffy Angelcollins RP right now. And Fluffy. But I won't get into that today.

Did I mention that St. Patricks Day yesterday was super cool even though I spent all night in a tent and it was like 27 degrees outside? Yeah. I think my lips are frostbitten. And apaprently I kick Pookie really hard in the shin.

By the way, rentaddict sent me this clip. I don't think I've laughed that hard in months.


I had a bad day and I definately don't want to talk about it because it's a long anf boring story and I dont really remember it anyways. XD



Speaking of which, I can't wait to see Jesse in Sexual Healing. Hurry up with production, people! That's why I like broadway better. XD Ooooh people, you're giving me an ulcer. x_X

I used to think ulcers were in the brain.


Music Videos

I have more video-age for y'all as of now. =] I'll be posting ficcage soon, I'm just lazy....^^;

Just something silly
Kinda messed up, but okay.

That's pretty much it. I think I've posted the rest of the AngelCollins vids. =]

And now I must go to school...